When you were young and your home was in SW8
You lived in Stockwell , as a kid
You know you did, you know you did, you know you did
And throughout the years, from an artist who film star
You’ve travelled a far, made a movie or two,

You came all the way to Elstree
Coss they had a job for you
We think that we can tell
Since then, you’ve done rather well!

Nobody does it Better
Makes us feel sad to the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Sir Roger, you’re the best

We were all watching you shoot to stardom
In movies and TV, in the spotlight
Like the Saint up above me, The Spy Who Loved Me
We’re honoured that you are here with us tonight

Nobody does it better
For the children of UNICEF
The man with the Golden heart is you
Sir Roger, you’re the best!

Were not only watching a screen superhero
As well as a goodwill ambassador
A living legend who is truly a gentleman
Given to the children of the world

Nobody does it better
Makes us feel sad for the rest
Nobody else made seven James Bond films
007, 007 you’re the best
Simon Templar, you’re the best
Sir Roger, you’re the best
So Roger, you’re the best